Kitten Bowl Contender?
Faraday: look Allie, a perfect block with my right leg. Think the Kitten Bowl is ready for this kind of athletic prowess?
Allie: the Kitten Bowl is football, Brat.
Faraday: *scoffing noise* I know that. Why do you think I've been practicing my scissor kicks and my nutmegs all winter long?!?
Allie: It's American football, Faraday, not soccer. You're on the wrong continent again. (But then again, your head usually is a continent away.)
Allie: On second thought...I'd hate to deprive the European Kitten Bowl of such talent.
Maybe you should move overseas.
I'll help you pack.