Thursday 12 April 2012

Dog Blog One's having an Olympic Sized laugh!

Molly The Wally God Save The Queen!


Sex Pistols invited to perform at the closing ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics.


Punk rock icons the Sex Pistols have been given an invitation to perform at the closing ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics, reports claim. Can things get any worse I find myself asking as I re-checked the date to make sure it was not April Fools? Something is very ’Rotten’ in Olympic HQ. We have ushers that look like Tinky Winky, torch bearers paying homage to Jimmy Saville and Team GB dressed as Smurfs! I suggest that the closing ceremony should be given to Simon Cowbell to arrange and then we can have a break dancing granny from Bolton, followed by Dobbin the braying donkey with accompanying music from Minnie Ripertons’ Lovin You. Next will be the Hurlington Women’s Institute Line Dancing Club performing to Achy Breaky Heart. Team GB will finish the event by performing The Birdie Song whilst the Scottish flag (as we have no union Jack anymore) will be carried by Big Bird from Sesame Street. Hahh Sorted!!! Shock horror latest news in The Sex Pistols have declined. Gutted better put my po-go stick back in the broom-cupboard!!!!!!!

9 comments:

  1. Molly you'd look good with a mohican haircut, mohair jumper and plenty of safety pins... po-go, po-go, po-go!LOL

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  2. God save the queen
    The British dream
    They made you an icon
    Our loved patron

    God save the queen
    She a human being
    There is a future
    In England's dreaming

    Don't be told what you want
    Don't be told what you need
    There's a future, a future,
    a future for you

    God save the queen
    We mean it man
    We love our queen
    God saves

    God save the queen
    Cause tourists are our cream
    And our figurehead
    Is exactly what she seems

    Oh God save history
    God save your pomp and parade
    Oh Lord God have mercy
    All dues are paid

    When there's a future
    How can there be sin
    We're the flowers in a tin
    We're the love in your human machine
    We're the future, your future

    God save the queen
    We mean it man
    We love our queen
    God saves

    God save the queen
    We mean it man
    And there is a future
    In England's dreaming

    a future, a future,
    a future for you
    a future, a future,
    a future for me

    a future, a future,
    a future for you
    a future, a future
    For you

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  3. Go for it Molly, I have my tap shoes ready and I am eighty five...... and I live in Blackpool!!!!!!

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  4. Po-Go Molly from all of us who were in Paternoster Square!!!!!!

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  5. rock the casbah Molly

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  6. Ca Plane Pour Moi love Plastic (Bertrand) Beetroot

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  7. Get out your x ray specs love Germ Free Adolescents

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  8. Of course SSex Pistols have declined, John Lydon is too busy doing butter commercials.

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  9. Thank you all for your comments.
    Best wishes Molly

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