My top ten daftest EU food rules.
The Eu has ruled that prunes do not have a laxative effect and producers cannot say that they do.
Blame everything on the US
Be happy with your large pay and pension.
Take two raincoats to work, leave one in the office and take the other to your three hour lunch break.
Leave office at 3pm.
Claim every bank holiday for every country in the EU.
Employ your family, friends and pets.
Make sure any directive is unintelligible, plenty of wiggle room.
Never take credit for any directive.
Never sign anything.