Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Bark From The Park, Or Rather Barf From The Park!

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark!

On The Park Having A Lark!

I go to the park every day to meet with my crew and terrorize me territories. Me territories comprises of Squirrel HQ and the woods. 

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark!

Down in the woods we have all kinds of critters and I thought I’d take this opportunity to show you some. Here are the very dangerous critters that live in me territories. 

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark with Hissing Sid!

Hissing Sid! Sneaky snake hides ready to bite me! 

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark with Leo The Lion!

Leo The Lion! Very hungry and ready to chase me all around the bush!

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark with Big Bear!

Big Bear! Hugging a tree! Better tip toe past before he sees me!

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark with Graham The Grouse!

Graham The Grouse! He spies on me and tells my secrets to everybody!

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark with Buddy The Buzzard!

Buddy The Buzzard! We fight over scraps the little people drop!

You see the park is a scary place, fraught with danger at every turn.

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Last week we had a little situation which has caused my peeps no small amount of embarrassments.  After a serious bout of terrorizing in Squiggle HQ I took a break and had a little drink.

Molly The Wally on The Park having a Lark!

Whilst the peeps wasn’t looking I then decided to eat some grass. Now for those of you who do not know me very well I have a troubling allergy to all things green and triangular. Therefore I have to eat grass when the peeps isn’t looking. My with all the rain we have had this summer the grass tastes so good. So after partaking of one of my five a day I spent a little more time terrorizing me territories and we then headed home. This is when the incident happened.

Re-enactment........Warning Graphic Content.......!

Standing at the road crossing waiting for the little green man to show I suddenly felt rather icky. Truthfully I felt REALLY sicky icky. Knowing that my peeps would be annoyed I quietly created barf puddle number one followed quickly by barf puddle number 2. 

Molly The Wally Is Sick 1!

Suddenly as we were crossing the road my peeps heard lots of shouting in French. It went a bit like this.........

Molly The Wally Is Sick 2!

And then like this........ //?###!, 0£&~## #?%%£!

Followed by more of this MERDE!

Peeps pretended to be doing something and the Frenchie lady walked off in front of her carrying the little girl and the little boy walked all the way home bare foot, his shoes in his hand. Peeps now scurries past their house everyday praying she can avoid them. BOL funny or should I say BARF funny! Score Great Britain 1 France 0.


  1. That's a dangerous woods. We think your hugging tree looks like the leg of an elephant. You're sure it's a tree aren't you?

    We love grass, but we keep it down.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

    You're not causing an International incident, are you.

  2. Oooops we are sure you where quite sorry. I bet French and Brittish relations can survive

    urban hounds

  3. OMG, you really live in a very dangerous place, Molly ! So many wildlife !! you are very brave walking there !!

    so funny the situation with the french family heheheh!
    I like eating grass too !


  4. Oh, c'est très drôle! Ces pauvres petits français pieds!

  5. MOL MOL MOL Molly WTG maintaining your 'It wasn't me look' through all the French commotion. After all you don't speak French so for all you knew they might have been singing a lovely park song.

    Great graphics
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  6. Well peeps should just watch where there walk I say!!! You sure are brave in that park!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  7. MOLLY DARLIN'! I do hope that you are better! OH NON! J'espère que tu vas mieux, ma petite et jolie chienne! Qu'est-ce que tu as mangé afin de tomber si malade????? I assure you, all of the above are kind words.....GOOD GOLLY MIZ MOLLY!

  8. Hi Molly,

    Your park looks like a scary place to be, are you sure you do'nt live on a saffari park! Come to think of it I think you really live in France and your just learning to parlez Frog. Any dog will tell you eating grass is not a good thing your only supposed to pee on it!

  9. You have such wild adventures Molly! All those animals in the park, wow!! I'd be scared to even go there. (Actually I think I'd be more scared seeing your Mom sneaking and lurking around placing all those stuffies in the trees. We would think she be bonkers! But it would be a very funny sight to behold.)

    You really recreated your little barfing escapade perfectly! I hope you're tummy is feeling much better now.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  10. All those critters look chewable, you should chew them!

    PeeS. The sickies sick, but at least you made things interesting for your peep...

  11. Your re-enactment was perfect. People should learn to watch where they walk!

    Critter Alley

  12. Oh Molly..We hope you are feeling better but it was funny ( sorry )xx00xxx

  13. ahahahaha, that's really made me laugh, oh we love a bit of barf!

  14. Molly, that's sooooo coooool - must laugh......

  15. Whoah Graham looks terrifying! :-O

  16. Wow, Molly, your park looks like a true Wild Kingdom. Be very careful.

    Phantom partakes of the green grass way too often. Mom says it is his way of purging his sick tummy. Really gross, but he always seems to eat better after.

    Hope your day is BARF free.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  17. We would like to visit you, but those woods scare us, and for the barf and grass, thats why we eat grass to get rid of stuff. So tell the Fenchy that!!!!

    Your Furends
    Suei & Bites

  18. You have to be pretty tough to live near your woods. Watch that snake. My Sneaky Snake can come out of now where and attack.
    I hope you are better from the barfing on the street. Your mom should thank you from not waiting til you got home.

  19. Awesome post, my friend! You certainly are brave!

  20. You certainly show those squirrels a thing or two! Chip and Anna have the same reaction to grass- WHN just cleans up after us! Glad that the allergy isn't too serious wher you would need to see the vet

  21. Maybe you should take some kind of weapon with you next time?
    stella rose

  22. oh, i'm loving the re-enactment drawings. ha ha!

    thanks for the run*a*round shout-out!!! appreciate it very much! my 4 pups say thank you! well, my 2 horses and all those silly squirrels and birds, too. :)

  23. Hahaha, you do not exist Molly, that ferocious animals more, gave a super scared! The scene of the barf puddle was the best =) = *

  24. You needs to take cares of dat Grouse...if you knows what I mean...can't have dat thang tellin' all your secrets. Even though I does like to hunt, I don't think I'll be visitin' your woods anytime soon....waaaaay too much wild life.
    I hope you feels better soon.


  25. What beautiful and silly pictures, Molly! Glad you have so much land to roam in at at the park!

  26. OOOOH...HBO words! Barfing not be much fun but we love da reenactment.

  27. The important thing is, did you feel better after your barfing episode? hope so. anyways, shoes can be washed (: Love your drawing of said incident.

  28. Woof! Woof! Oh Noooo! Golden Laughs. Happy Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  29. Look at all those critters in the park!!!

  30. OMD your Mom is just beyond creative! She must have too much time on her hands lol!!! Sorry about the barf but grass does that!

  31. Those are some scary critters you have running loose at your park! But we must say that the grass looks so beautiful and green and yummy!
    We don't understand French but we guessed it had something to do with the kids stepping in your pressies?

  32. You are busy in the park. I hope you're feeling better! I like to eat grass - same results, more or less.

  33. Oh my, that sure is one scary park!

  34. Yes, your mom is very creative, in many ways!! How did you get her to be so creative? Honestly, barf happens and that grass looked pretty tasty and green. We can't blame you. Those people just need to watch where they are going! What if it had been a bug on the ground? They could have killed an innocent bug! Yup, they were careless all right!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

  35. Hehehe, Molly that was hilarious. Lucky the kids didn't slip over in the stuffs. You sure have some strange creatures in your park! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  36. OMD Molly, you have us all howling with laugher!! We LOVED LOVED the drawing, is your Mum an artist? ;) maybe next time lay off the grass though? BOL!


  37. BOL BOL BOL!!!
    Molly, you are going to be doing all our reenactments from now on!
    Your furbuddies,
    Joules & Prescott

  38. Molly....
    Ooooh, what frightening critters that lurk about your park!! Nobody is safe. Nobody. So. Be afraid. Be very, very, very afraid!! ;-O
    Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

  39. Adorei as fotos! Poxa, quantas criaturas assustadoras no parque hein?! rsrsrs
    Beijos e linda noite!!!

  40. You're the best, Molly! This park is so dangerous and I think it's better stay at home. I like eating grass too and I barf too, but I do barf under mom's bed...
    Licks from Pink

  41. I don't know why our peeps get made when we throw up, we don't get made when they do! Hope you are feeling better. Hailey and Zaphod

  42. OMD!
    There are lots of scary critters there!
    Aaaand the barf thing.... haaaaaa!
    Kisses and hugs

  43. Molly, I am sorry that you got a sicky tummy, but what else could you have done?? Mommy laughed like really hard when she saw the French lady and kids. She is still laughing actually. It could have been worse, and anyway they should look where they are going. FIN

    Loveys Sasha

  44. I'm afraid I would say something very un-political-correct so let me just say:


    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

  45. Oh Molly,

    You're funny!! How do you manage to Barf quietly - I always give the warning noises before I Barf!! I think Mum's happy with this arrangement as she has time to guide me to a 'safe' place…..

    Are you sure you just weren't scared of all those animals in the Park? I think I'd have been scared, it looked like a Zoo out there!! :)

    Wags to all

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  46. Mon DIEU! We only have one thing to say....SCORE!!!