Wednesday, 19 September 2012
Bark From The Park, Or Rather Barf From The Park!
Down in the woods we have all kinds of critters and I thought I’d take this opportunity to show you some. Here are the very dangerous critters that live in me territories.
Hissing Sid! Sneaky snake hides ready to bite me!
Leo The Lion! Very hungry and ready to chase me all around the bush!
Big Bear! Hugging a tree! Better tip toe past before he sees me!
Graham The Grouse! He spies on me and tells my secrets to everybody!
Buddy The Buzzard! We fight over scraps the little people drop!
You see the park is a scary place, fraught with danger at every turn.
For really good critter action why not pop over to Run-A-Round-Ranch In Texas and Romp-Roll-Rockies in The Rockies.
Last week we had a little situation which has caused my peeps no small amount of embarrassments. After a serious bout of terrorizing in Squiggle HQ I took a break and had a little drink.
Whilst the peeps wasn’t looking I then decided to eat some grass. Now for those of you who do not know me very well I have a troubling allergy to all things green and triangular. Therefore I have to eat grass when the peeps isn’t looking. My with all the rain we have had this summer the grass tastes so good. So after partaking of one of my five a day I spent a little more time terrorizing me territories and we then headed home. This is when the incident happened.
Re-enactment........Warning Graphic Content.......!
Standing at the road crossing waiting for the little green man to show I suddenly felt rather icky. Truthfully I felt REALLY sicky icky. Knowing that my peeps would be annoyed I quietly created barf puddle number one followed quickly by barf puddle number 2.
Suddenly as we were crossing the road my peeps heard lots of shouting in French. It went a bit like this.........
And then like this........ //?###!, 0£&~## #?%%£!
Followed by more of this MERDE!
Peeps pretended to be doing something and the Frenchie lady walked off in front of her carrying the little girl and the little boy walked all the way home bare foot, his shoes in his hand. Peeps now scurries past their house everyday praying she can avoid them. BOL funny or should I say BARF funny! Score Great Britain 1 France 0.