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Great unusual Kitchen Gadgets for Christmas.

Today we head back to the kitchen to take a look at more gadgets that are a must have for any serious spy among us. With Christmas coming soon, get out your notebook and pay attention.

The essential gizmo for the amateur gunslinger in your house is the ‘Condiment Gun’. Guaranteed to leave a mess in your kitchen but at least you won’t have bullet holes in all of your units and you will never be short of cartridges. Shoot straight from the hip with two tasty varieties ketchup and mustard. It will blow you away!

Italians have mastered the art of eating spaghetti by perfecting the twirl. Yet, what do you do if you're not Italian? You will need the motorized twirling fork of course! Eating spaghetti has never been easier with the motorized pronged end automatically winding up the pasta on the fork. Less mess, more fun and you won’t get repetitive stress syndrome. Just don’t put it on full speed or you’ll end up with pasta sauce all over the dining room wall. Remember when eating with the Mafia you want to look Italian. 

Why not invest in the arms trade with this all new ‘Bomb Cooking Timer’ a sure-fire way to add some excitement to any humdrum task in the kitchen. Armed with extra loud ticking action this explosive device will have ‘Homeland Security’ at your door within minutes of your nosey neighbour spotting it and it is not your cookies they will be after. Go out with a bang!

To add to your essential arsenal of weapons why not arm yourself with the must have assassins practice board. With five sharp knives and suitably red coloured cadaver you can enjoy hours of fun practicing your aim. If you miss and the body needs replacing we suggest a Barbie doll will do.

When Don Corleone comes over and is so impressed with you spaghetti eating skill he won’t want to leave. So why not let him stay over for the night, just make sure the horses are locked up. For breakfast why not treat him to a fry-up? Eggy gun we hear is one of his favourites. Available in all calibres , automatic and semi-automatic. Your eggs will be ready in a bang!

The precursor to the butter stick, the wonderful butter dispenser has seen more cutting action than a guillotine during the French Revolution. Patented by Madame Lafarge back in 1798 it has been gracing our kitchen cupboards ever since. This handy little tool can also make light work for any finger slicing. A must have for you espionage agents out there.

Need to secretly do a bit of meat grinding. Getting rid of any unsavory evidence? The bin already full from your Quentin Tarantino themed dinner party? Well invest in this nice little mincer that camouflages itself as a camera. Your unsuspecting guest will never know what you have in mind. Very useful if you have purchased the butter dispenser. It is the gadget for the digit!

Please note no pooch was harmed in making the prototype for the ‘Dog-End’ holder. Please be aware that the plastic variety has only two legs, so don’t mistakenly try to insert your tea towel into the four legged friend asleep on the kitchen floor. Fido will not be amused. Also suitable for target practice for those honing their skills with the bow and arrow! 

Make your next cocktail party painfully amusing with the you-do-voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder by Ouch. Perfect for emergency jujus, hexes, or just de-stressing after a bad day. Plan your torture with amazing accurate precision. With Ouch, finger food and olives will never be boring again! Go have a stab!

And lastly do you have any rather cumbersome object you need to move? Anything too big for the mincer? No problem, why not invest in the melon pram. No one will take any notice as you take your melon pram for a walk at the dead of night. Added bonus the contents will remain at fridge temperature during the duration of your trip so no unpleasant smells.

These are our selection for Mr. and Mrs. Smith For Christmas! At least we found sensible uses for these object?

I keep my most useless kitchen gadget OUT of the kitchen. HE just get's in the way! 

And we would like to thank the beautiful Lovable Lily for our latest awards. Thank you Lily and we will pop them on our awards page with pride.