Chindogu, bizarre Japanese inventions!
Literally translated, the Japanese word ‘chindogu’ means unusual tool. This is the name for the art of creating everyday gadgets that are ideal for solving particular problems. However chindogu have no real value as either they would cause many more new problems, or would be extremely embarrassing to use or both. Thus, they are often described as useless! Here we bring you our top ten chindogu inventions.
No it is not a torture device but you’d be forgiven for
thinking so. Got a headache? Why not try the Kenzan head massager! It applies
light pressure with 92 different bristles that you can control with the side
handles. Simply massage all your worries away. I am off to buy one as wow we
bet it gives you a good back rub.
Can’t wait for your bowl of noodles to cool down? Fret
not as you can now cool and eat with the Ramen Noodle Cooling Chopsticks. The
fan quickly cools the noodles on its short trip to your mouth. Please though do
not attach the fan to a spoon and try it on your soup!
Do you always get caught in the rain without an umbrella?
Are you prone to misplacing them around the house? Well never be caught out again
with the amazing umbrella tie. A must have the British weather!
Don’t get those expensive designer shoes wet either.
Invest in a pair of shoe umbrellas and walk to work safe in the knowledge that
you will look as smart as when you left home.
In a hurry and need to expertly apply your lipstick
ladies or haven’t got a mirror handy? Problem solved just invest in this lip stencil
and you can pucker up with confidence.
Need a comfy lap to place your weary head on? Why not go
out and buy a lap pillow and dream sweet dreams anytime, anyplace.
Or you could invest in this handy roach slipper with
extended handle. A must for squishing the horrible little beasties in those
hard to reach places. One whack and they are gone!
Tired of eating your hair whilst eating your noodles? Fed
up with wearing your dinner rather than eating it? No it is not a tutu but a
face protector. A must have for the not so dainty eater.
Feeling a bit wobbly on your feet or unable to walk in
those high heels? Worry not, just rush out now and purchase a pair of heel stabilizers.
Particularly good for when you have too much of the vino plonko!
And lastly why not try some toast art? Teddy toast for
breakfast anyone? What useless invention have you come across?
I am not sure I could top those. I like the Silence of the Lambs lipstick user thingy and I am totally getting my Daddy that tie with the brella. Could we use that head scratcher as a squirrel trap? Put some food in it, the innocent squirrel comes a looking and squisho splato! Could we invent a squirrel toaster?? Just skin them, put them in and instant supper all cooked and hot. Let me know if you want in.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Sasha , great idea , I'm in , sure there will be lots of buyers.
DeleteBest wishes Molly
I like the toaster and my mom like the shoe umbrellas (what else).
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DeleteI have to put my tea down, before reading your blog Molly, last time I laughed and it all went up my nose!!! We have the toast patterns..lol Have a happy Tuesday :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteOnce again, you have us in stitches, Molly! Thank you for the early morning laughs!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Where on earth do you find these things! Mommy might have to invest in one of those cooling chopsticks! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteMorning Molly!!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all Mom and I want to tell you your soft the copper colored furs around your mouth are very kissable and rubbable. MOL Two new words
What great inventions. We like the food fan and the shield to keep the foodables off clothes. MOL
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Hmmmm heel stablizers, I wonder how much four of them would cost!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Those sure are some doozies! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if anyone actually buys these things! They sure are good for a chuckle though! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG, I should know better not to be drinking anything when I read your posts MIZ MOLLY...I END UP LAUGHING SO HARD I SPIT or choke on my liquid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHOSE TRAINING WHEELS for HEELS! OMG. Then the face tutu....you really know how to PICK 'EM!!!! You are so pretty, Miz Molly!
Those all look like some crazy gadgets!
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! I almost fell off the chair, Molly!
ReplyDeleteI 'salute' those inventors. Just saying!
Okay, with my headaches, I'm willing to give that pokey headache thing a try...
ReplyDeleteSam
Very funny! We wonder how people dream up some of these things! Although, now mom wants toast!
ReplyDeleteFREAKY stuff!!! I think if they sold ANY of those it would have to be for comical purposes rather than useful.
ReplyDeleteBOL...My Mom definitely needs one of those face protectors....Glad you never saw her eat!
ReplyDeleteAnd training wheels for high heels. Where were those 25 years ago when Mom might have used them?
:o)
MOM laughed and laughed. She has a friend who actually has that toaster!
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Molly, you look so lovely in the picture! Those inventions are so funny but I think the last one is cute and I need one of those! Maybe it would be better with Garfield's face in it!
ReplyDeleteLicks from Pink
VERY interesting! ha ha! Thank you for sharing! I always enjoy them!
ReplyDeleteall are too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteVeryyyyy interesting, Molly. Mom wishes someone would invent a way to keep our paws from getting muddy when we do what we aren't supposed to do in her newly seeded lawn.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
My mom wants to know which catalog she would order the shoe stablizers, toaster, and umbrella thingy...yep there is always someone out there to buy the weird things..hehehehehehe
ReplyDeletestella rose
They are wacky, but the ones for the ramen noodles are some pretty good ideas!!
ReplyDeleteBOL!!!! How funny!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I guess there are some people who actually buy that useless stuff!
ReplyDeleteLicks,
Ruthie
Those are hilarious!! Where do you get this stuff? The pillows did look a bit "wrong" but the training wheels, ok stabilizers for the heels might be useful - BOL!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Ooooooooh Girl, you done made me spit out my beer, dat okays it's on da 'puter screen. I was all laughin' histerically and it gotted worse when I read Sasha's comment bout da Silence of da Lambs.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't those people just put there hair up in a rubberband instead of lookin' like fruitcakes..jut thought I'd ask.
Puddles
HAHAHAHA. . . except the last one. No one disses DISNEY and gets away with it.
ReplyDeleteI have Mickey Mouse to imprint on my toast AND it plays the Mickey Mouse Club anthem when the toast is done.
Love Noodles
Most useless invention.... the nail trimmer!!
ReplyDeleteA good second place would be them poo bags you can hang on our bums so that the poo drops straight in it. Lazy humans! Leave my poo alone (why are they collecting it anyway?).
I'm still laughing at the lipstick one!
ReplyDeleteCertainly quite bizarre! The safety gate is another useless invention, keeps us from exploring!
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Thanks for the laughs today!
ReplyDeleteWoof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteThose are doozies! Thanks, we needed a giggle this morning.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
I like the shoes with the umbrellas lol
ReplyDeleteThese inventions are mostly good for conversation, I think. No buying from me!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Stella
Our lady lived in Japan before we were born and loved their crazy stuff! Happy Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteHi Molly, thank you very much for your barkday wishes to me Pinot! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd.... you made our dark rainy evening much brighter. These strange invensions are really funny!
Momo & Pinot xo
Well... sure those inventions are.... interesting...
ReplyDeleteThat for the lipstick.... Haaaa!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hi Molly,
ReplyDeleteVery funny, not on my Xmas list, the one I would like to add,not a usless invention but of sheer toture is the ferminator......should be baned under our doggie rights to be hairy.