Monday, 21 January 2013

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Molly The Wally & Those Squirrels!

Today is squirrel appreciation day. Oh boy, do we appreciate it?

Ode to the squirrel!

I walked outside and what did I see
But a furry grey squirrel just starring at me
I moved a bit closer to see if he’d run
But he just sat still, oh boy this was fun

I crept a bit closer to see what he’d do
Then all of a sudden here came his whole crew
About ten squirrels came down from the trees
They all started snapping and bending their knees

Then one squirrel yelled Come on let’s attack!
I started to run but kept looking back
I thought to myself this must be a dream, squirrels
Can’t come up with this kind of scheme

I am the chaser they not supposed to chase me
Then into the house I went, to get free!
I was panting for I was out of breath
The squirrels they surprised me and scared me to death

The squirrels all stopped right outside my door
To look at them closer I sat on the floor.
For I knew I was safe behind the sturdy screen
Squirrels I told you, are always mean

Then one squirrel spoke up in a squeaky squirrel voice
We wanted to like you but you gave us no choice
Every day you come out here and chase us away,
When all were doing is trying to make are own way,

In the forest we go in search of some food
Then out you come running and ruin are mood
So please don t chase us, please leave us alone
Will gather are things then quickly scurry home

We wanted to scare you for you to feel our pain
Trust us were nice we have nothing to gain
I said I was sorry, no more squirrels would I chase
I’ll never forget the happy look on all the squirrels face

He said thank you, then the rest of them said it too
Then off they went all the whole crew.
But I was telling a fib that is for sure
Tomorrow I will just chase a little bit more.

Be very afraid!

Molly The Wally & The Blogville Olympics.

New Flash............

Attention BLOGVILLE and surrounding Areas....

THE CIRCUS is Coming to town.... Friday and Saturday    February 15 and 16

YES... the BIG TOP is COMING....... with SIDE SHOWS GALORE.... PREPARE yourselves to be Dazzled and AMAZED and filled with LAUGHTER and fine FOODABLES. 

You will need to get your TICKETS/FOLLOW this Blog... Here You can get there NOW.      BUT just to take a LOOK....  the circus won't actually ARRIVE there until 2/15/13  
What will be IN the BIG TOP BLOG???    ($1.00 admission for each)
Dunking Tank...
House Of Mirrors
Kissing Booth
Carnival Games
and... a Fortune Teller

AND in the SIDE SHOWS you will find    (TOTALLY FREE to All)
FUReak Show
Carnival Rides
and a Stuffie Tamer/Trainer act

                                                         COME ONE.... COME ALL....
                                                         COME Short and Come TALL

And the best PAWt... besides the FUN and Food... will be that you will be able to LEND a PAW to help some of our Beloved Furends... Admission to the BIG TOP events will have a very small Fee... and the FUNds Collected will be going to help Sallie Marie... and Turien... and Marg.

BUTT WAIT.... there IS More.... see we know that FUNds are not real easy to come by... and sooooo we are gonna give you totally FREE admission to All of the SIDE SHOW attractions... Just fur lending as much help as you can. It is gonna be the BIGGEST and BESTEST BARGAIN in all of Blogville's HISTORY...

Isn't that the most EXCITING Thing EVER??? Now we know you are wondering... WHO is putting all this ON??? Well folks here is the list of Cast and CREW... with blog addys for each...
 BIG TOP   CIRCUS BLOG Only EVENTS    ( $1.00 Admission required)

House of Mirrors by ASTA here! 
Dunk Tank by Puddles here!  
Contortionists by Mayor Madi here! 
Carnival GAMES by Roo here! 
Fortune Teller by Molly the Wally here! 
Kissing Booth by Mayzie & Pip here!  

SIDE SHOW    Attraction Events...      FREE for ALL....

FUReak Show by Beachnut and Shelldon here! 
Foodables by Chef Sasha here! 
Carnival RIDES by Sallie here! 
Clowns by Tuiren here! 
Stuffie Tamer by Frankie F. here! 
Our MUSICAL Director is Sweet William the SCOT here! 

Friday FEBRUARY 15th. and Saturday FEB. 16th.

DEADLINE NOTICE.... SOME... not all events will need for you to send a picture...or leave a special comment on the HOST's Own blog.... the individual hosts will let you know what is needed from YOU

PeeS........   there will be MUCH MORE information coming your way....    in FUTURE ANNOUNCEMENTS....    There will be a Give AWAY and a BIG... MYSTERY to help solve..

Wags and Licks from Frankie Furter & Ernie
Frankly Speaking

There is No Doom or Gloom In Mystic Mollys' Fortune!

Molly The Wally As Mystic Molly In The Blogville Circus!

We will be hosting the Fortune telling tent. Leave me a comment from now until the 1st Feb saying you would like your fortune told and let us know if you want me to look into our crystal ball, read the tarot, tea leaves or playing cards. Charge is $1, which you can pay on the 15th & 16th details later. All proceeds will be going to good causes. 


  1. This is SCARY....glad to be safe here in Japan !!!!
    Nana & Uyanga

  2. O...M...D!! What kind of squirrels are you dogs breeding over there in the UK?? They are TERRIERFYING!!
    Wally & Sammy

  3. BOL! OMD! The squirrels across the pond are scary!!! :O

    Ha! LUV your Fortune Teller guise! PAWSOME! Ooo I gotta think of what I want to know - must be careful - some things are better left unknown ;)

    This Circus is gonna be so much FUN!

    Waggin at ya,

  4. You sure are sneaky, Wally! The squirrel gang might not stop at the door the next time!

  5. Dang those squirrels! Where did they get all that ammo?
    The circus looks like it will be fun!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  6. This circus sounds interesting - will go and investigate. I love the squirrel poem - and the idea of the wind attack - excellent surprise tactic. Ambercat uses it when she doesn't want us to move her off the chair and it always makes us go away. Betty

  7. First I was afraid bad things were happened to you for saying sorry to the squirrel-squad... but at the end I was glad - that's Molly as we know her ;o)

  8. Oh we appreciate squirrels...believe us!

    the brown dawgs

    Molly here in the States at all the county fairs we have a turkey shoot
    maybe we need to have a squirrel shoot tent at the Circus.

    Hugs madi your BFFF

  10. Dawling Molly

    Those squiwwels sounded contwite, but yoow photos tell adiffewent stowy. They look vewy scawy to me.
    I woold love to have my fowtoone told by yoo. Pawhaps, yoo coold look into yoow Chwistal ball fow me when the Ciwcus comes to town
    Smoochie kisses

  11. OMD. Miz Molly, we all know that squirrels are conniving and are a suspicious lot! YOU FIRE UP THE SYSTEMS and plan a frontal attack or rather, a REAR ATTACK! TRUST NO ONE with a fat furry little body who carries a weapon!!!!!!! I reserved my ticket! SEE YOU THERE! Anita

  12. Those are some scary *ss squirrels,Molly! Better not let Puddles see them. And yes, I definitely want my fortune read!

    Your pal, Pip

  13. Those are very scary squirrels, indeed! We have grey sqirrels here now too but they don't carry weapons. Thank goodness! I'd have to be way more careful 'round them if they did. purrs

  14. Oh Molly, that kinda brought a tear to our eyes. Such a beautiful poem. I'd be very afraid of those Rambo Squirrels.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  15. LOVE the squirrel poem! Molly, you're really quite poetic.

    I might have to be a circus performer - will look into that!

    your pal,

  16. All three of us need our fortunes told my the great Molly the Wally! You pick which manner would suit each of us ebst!

  17. Oh dog gone it! I furgotted bout it bein' Squirrel Awareness Month!


  18. Those rodents! Yuck!!! I'll never want to go near them at all!


  19. Great job with the squiggles Molly!

    I'd love my fortune told. Maybe the crystal ball? Thx

  20. Those are some scary looking squirrels. What a nice poem you wrote. I'm glad you came around to the squirrel chasing side at the end.


  21. Molly those SQUIRRELS are the SCARIEST thingys WE ever have seen.

    We can't wait to have you read OUR fortunes!!!

  22. SQUIRRELS! i think some of them de-legged my Cheeto. Not appreciated at all.

  23. Dang, I hate it I missed Squirrel Appreciation Day, butnI had impawtant visitors! That Circus sounds like funbut when I first read the line up I thought it said Puddles was doing the Drunk Tank!

  24. You gave ode to squirrels really Molly! I got to go buy my tickets so you can tell me my fortune, it better be a real fortune. Your crystal ball better be warmed up.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  25. I showed Honey how you're supposed to use a frisbee but she didn't understand. I think she's a puppy pacifist. She only wants squirrels to be her friend.

    Good thing Molly is on the job or the world would be overrun with the things.

  26. I am super mad at squirrels right now. They won't let me chase them at all.


  27. BOL, Molly - you had us worried for a sec there that you were seriously going to make nice with the evil critters. Luckily for us they don't come around too much because our trees are small and they don't have any nuts:)

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  28. We are glad there aren't many squirrels around here. We did not know they had such sophisticated weaponry! Thanks for letting us know.

    Keep Calm & Bark On

    Murphy & Stanley

  29. How exciting, Molly!
    How do I pay in pounds sterling, I don't do dollars!
    Like your post, did the poem actually happen?
    Pip :)

  30. Squirrels are evil, but we do appreciate them (on a bun with mustard!)

    Wyatt and Stanzie

  31. Love it Molly, I've never chased a squirrel before but I know your an expert at it :) have a wonderful Monday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  32. So THAT is what frisbees are for! LOL! Can't wait for the circus!



  33. I will never be able to look at a squirrel the same way again...

  34. So much is happening,, I do not know where to begin.

  35. Wow, that was quite some poem Molly, you are a veritable genius!
    Love the squirrel pictures.
    Can't wait for you to tell our fortunes!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  36. Hey Molly,

    That was the longest squirrel poem I have ever read. You could do a few more like that and make a book! Oh, it would sell, I am sure! Good luck, girl . .

    Stella, Jo and Zkhat

  37. Those are some BAD-ASS squirrels. Boy, we're glad we don't have them in Oz!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  38. That poem is AMAZING!! I've gots to say though i would be pretty worried if i seen that many squirrels, love the pictures!!
    Love Milo :)

  39. I love the squirrel poem and pictures but I am glad you are still chasing them. Just because they can rhyme does not make them truthworthy

  40. Great poem way we stop chasing squirrels...they torture me by sitting outside my window where I can see them and they chatter away at me knowing i can't get out...grrr...i wanna put the bitey on them so bad...don't ever give up the chase

  41. Your poem was most excellent.
    Sounds like Blogville has all sorts of big things coming up!

    Critter Alley

  42. Wow that squirrel with the big teeth was SCARY!!! We had one this spring had the nerve to come right up on our deck railing!! THE NERVE!!
    Can't wait for the circus!!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  43. oh my CAT! First...those squirlz are VISHUS, they are!! Second...a BIG TOP TENT? We're totally there for the FOODABLES, but we hasta admit, clowns skeery us just a teensy bit...!

  44. Squirrels bad. Circus Good! Happy Monday!

  45. Molly, I wouldn't let Wrigs read this post because I don't want him to have nightmares about squirrels coming for him! Scary stuff! The circus sounds like lots of fun for a good cause.

    Susan and Wrigs

  46. Oh Mollie! I am scared of squirrels. Can you believe that some people owned them as PETS? The people that owned them were even more crazy than the squirrels themselves. There were only three animals I wore leather gloves when handling and one of them was squirrels! They are insane! I used to get so nervous when "Bucky" came to the clinic for dental work...

  47. those squirrels are nutty!
    Benny & Lily

  48. Squirrel appreciation day?? Yea right!! Just let them try to come near us. We'll get them little mothers!!

  49. Molly, you have to be kidding me with the squirrel appreciation day. I appreciate how good they taste in my pizza BOL. If you dead any, can you please pack them in ice and send to me. I need them for my foodables tent for the circus.

    May I please have my fortune read?? I would love to use the crystal ball.


    Loveys Sasha

  50. Wow look at all those squirrels you got, way to go

    urban hounds

  51. LMAO Happy squirrel appreciation day! You go get those squirrels! Thanks for the laugh.

  52. Molly,

    You nearly had me fooled there buddy!! Can't believe you took them out with a fart, maybe I'll try that, though I hardly ever fart….

    Your Squirrels look even scarier than mine, the ones here in California sit in my tree (yes I claimed it) and throw things at me - how rude!!

    Good luck,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  53. We knew you wouldn't let them deter you Molly no matter how sad their story. Might want to watch out for the one in the flack jacket and the vampire.

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

  54. We think that farting and deading a few tree rats is the PERFECT way to appreciate them.

    Now give us a few cans of beans to get primed!!

    (Great post... our mom is LOL'ing)

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,